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| (txtr1) : | :D i cant wait to c u again u pussy! Lmfao jkBOOMBOX! |
| (txtr2) : | WHAT!? YOU WANNA SEEE MY WHAT?!?! | | (txtr1) : | LMFAO NO I CANT WAIT TO C U CUZ UR A PUSSY LMFAO JK BOOMBOX! | |
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| (txtr1) : | does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app? |
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| (txtr1) : | The best part of being drunk is when you've drank a lot and your piss looks like water and you don't have to flush the toilet. |
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| (txtr1) : | can i borrow your car? |
| (txtr2) : | sure why | | (txtr1) : | Im going to make a deal on a house and I want to look poor | |
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| (txtr1) : | im 26 years old |
| (txtr2) : | wow your old | | (txtr1) : | really? | | (txtr2) : | nahh im just messing with you, im outside let me in :) | |
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| (txtr1) : | stacey! they laughed at you? |
| (txtr2) : | :( | | (txtr1) : | he introduced you to his parents and they laughed at you? | | (txtr2) : | mhmmm and then there was a stacey shaped hole in the wall | |
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| (txtr1) : | Who is john and why is his name scratched into my fireplace? |
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| (txtr1) : | he wasnt completely random |
| (txtr2) : | you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont | | (txtr1) : | dont judge me. i get shit done. | |
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| (txtr1) : | well next time don't tell her she can do whatever she wants |
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| (txtr1) : | yeah dude, dont practise penetration on a coke bottle. |
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| (txtr1) : | When I first met him I didn't like him that much but I went to his house anyway. Then I saw his sister and almost had an orgasm. I think I'll be going there again, he doesn't have to know I'm bisexual ;) |
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| (txtr1) : | hey, r u busy? |
| (txtr2) : | no y? | | (txtr1) : | wanna go out? | | (txtr2) : | I only just met you on facebook 2 mins ago!!! | |
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| (txtr1) : | come to my house now! |
| (txtr2) : | Why? | | (txtr1) : | I've just caught my dick in a drawer... | | (txtr2) : | :| | |
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| (txtr1) : | he said he didn't have a condom |
| (txtr2) : | and you said? | | (txtr1) : | that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yep - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that | |
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| (txtr1) : | we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret' |
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