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| (txtr1) : | hey babe i read today that a survey has shown that 50% of all couples want to try anal sex |
| (txtr2) : | Or to put it another way, 100% of men, jog on baby | |
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| (txtr1) : | how the fuck am I suppose to get a pay rise when my boss is a bloke and all my collegues are hot chicks???? |
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| (txtr1) : | aim for the stars - but aim at their bodyguards first |
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| (txtr1) : | today I surprised my girlfriend with my girlfriend with U2 tickets..still no action, |
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| (txtr1) : | He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts. |
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| (txtr1) : | Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn. |
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| (txtr1) : | why does cargo go by ship and shipment go by car? |
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| (txtr1) : | just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will. |
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| (txtr1) : | my math teacher staples macdonalds applications to failed tests |
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| (txtr1) : | i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn |
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| (txtr1) : | you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator |
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| (txtr1) : | Yes, I have been wrong before, but only ONCE. I thought I made a mistake but I hadn't. |
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| (txtr1) : | im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;) |
| (txtr2) : | this is your brother. | |
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| (txtr1) : | Well that shouldnt be bleeding. |
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| (txtr1) : | false alarm. still invincible. |
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